My BF is a Model- Lightweight Tee
You wanna brag about how hot your man is? We're here for it. But if anyone wants to get close enough to read between the lines they'll see the whole thing is "My boyfriend is a LARGE LANGUAGE Model". But it's tiny. Like... that's the point, that no one can notice. But you know. So it's funny!
FYI, it's digitally printed. I don't know if it's going to show up, or like, disappear when you wash it. And before you say anything like "OMG, don't you know you're supposed to order these things to check?" DO YOU SEE HOW MANY THINGS ARE IN HERE?!?! Do you have any idea how much it would cost to order one of everything, in every color in every size? SO much. THOUSANDS of whatever currencies, or hundreds. So... the little bits might not print. And I want to be honest about that. But also, the whole double entendre thing works regardless. "My boyfriend is a model" and if someone asks you can either blow them off or be like "Yeah, a large language model." It's like a IYKYK thing. Almost better in a way.
Should... should I just take out the "Large Language" bit? Does... does it not need it?
Dear God, what have I done?
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Substrated
- Email: contact@support.substrated.co
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My BF is a Model- Lightweight Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
